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debbiebora:

Harry I know you’re the chosen one and all but were you ever picked first to play muggle sports? No? Well it’s because you suck at catching that’s why.

(via notthatkindofbanana)

Source: lordharrypotter

moofinsmoofin:

life-inthe-fast-lane:

dominantsir:

“First glance reaction”

One of the most amazing posts ever.

i have already given stephen the talk. if he DOES NOT cry i’m turning around. the end.

If my groom/bride doesn’t look like this when he sees me walking down the aisle I’m just going to turn around and leave

(via notedposts)

Source: kittypurrell

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT